SUPER STOKED on my nerdy-ass plane reads
Life goal: Go to Texas and come back home with a cow skull.
Note, also: my deer pelt.
Thank you for your understanding, TSA.
Once I wrote, “One day I will turn all my neuroticism into eroticism.”
That day is not here.
Bay to Breakers was lots of fun. We went as Godzilla and Mothra!